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Nine Lessons and Carols for Godless People

16th December 2017 · 7:00pm - 10:30pm

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 Nine Lessons and Carols for Godless People

Since springing into life over a decade ago, Robin Ince’s Christmas variety nights have become the stuff of legend in the UK, merrily combining ideas, experiments, songs, laughs and more.

After a few years hiatus, this December, The Cosmic Shambles Network are proud to present the return of Nine New Lessons and Carols for Godless People! Four nights of science, comedy, music and the usual shambles, live at the iconic Conway Hall, right in the heart of London.

All nights hosted by Robin Ince with the lineups different each night and the full bill will be updated at

There’ll be old regulars returning like Josie Long, Jim Al-Khalili, Helen Czerski and Grace Petrie, plus lots of new faces too.

Hopefully, you will leave with a song in your heart (technically, it won’t be your heart. If it is your heart, that might be evidence of a murmur) and a reading list in your pocket.

December 16th (SOLD OUT), 19th (SOLD OUT), 20th (SOLD OUT) and 22nd (SOLD OUT) 2017.

Please note:

We will be collecting donations for the Euston Food Bank over the course of these dates.

Tickets will be available from noon on the 15th September 2017

Stalls (Unreserved) – Adult £26.50, Concession £21.50

Balcony (Unreserved) – Adult £24.00, Concession £19.00 (Plus fees)

Profits from these shows will be donated to some of our favourite charities including St Mungo’sS.O.P.H.I.E. and Rewrite.

Robin’s Blog About the Event

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